Trip Wire Magazine compiled a list of company slogans that they think are “catchy and creative.”
Having read the list, I’ve concluded that slogans are usually empty statements that need to be supplemented with a good product, interesting advertising, et al..
If read or heard in a vacuum, slogans seem like words uttered by a paranoid schizophrenic.
Let’s play a game: Read all of the following slogans consecutively. This will allow you to empathize with crazy people.